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Top 11 Best Subject Lines for Erectile Dysfunction Spam

4 Oct

Whenever I need inspiration with writing, I don’t open a thesaurus or pick up the latest NYtimes article. Nay, when I need examples of true outside-the-box approaches to English grammar, syntax and word choice, I turn to the fascinating world of junk email.  It is a striking reminder of how impoverished our imaginations have become and how rigid our ingrained expressive boundaries are with respect to language when we are confronted with examples of messages that have been created by those with zero understanding of those boundaries. So for your enjoyment, below is a snapshot of subject lines I have actually received. They are in no actual order. What are your favorites?

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